Cheeseburger Haikus

From Beer Haiku Daily:

It's just not complete
Cheeseburger in Paradise
You must have beer, too.

From Haiku Log:

Medium-rare patties
Tall cool beers sweating in the sun
Cheeseburger heaven!

From Batgirl:

Captain Cheeseburger.

You are fat and butt ugly.

Put your hat on straight.

From I Can Kill You With My Brain:

Good job, cheeseburger.
Built with some cheese and burger,
you are aptly named.

And finally, from USA Today:

Greasy cheeseburger

Dripping juices on fingers

Forget about fat.